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If Jace an Clary ever got married

otakusapien: Her name would be Clarissa Fray Fairchild Morgenstern Garroway Graymark Wayland Morgenstern Herondale Lightwood.

May 30th

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EL FIN DEL MUNDO...

Cierran Facebook: Cierran Google: Cierran Wikipedia: Cierran Twitter: Cierran Tumblr: CONCLUSIÓN: Nuestras vidas serían una mierda porque tendríamos que salir a la calle y estar en contacto con los wachiturros. SALIR.A.LA.CALLE.? :| CALLE? QUE CARAJOS ES ESO?

May 26th

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-Hij@ ¿por que preparas ese bolso?

-Dejame madre. - ¿a donde vas? -Necesito hacerlo… es algo que marco mi infancia y ahora debo visitar ese lugar. - ¿Pero a donde vas? - Voy a P. Sherman calle wallaby 42 Sidney.

May 26th

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Rob will definitely not be starring in the Hunger...

“I woke up this morning and saw all these things about me being cast in The Hunger Games,” Pattinson tells USA TODAY. ”I was kind of curious for a second. So I called my agent.” The response? “My agent was like, ‘No,’ “ Pattinson reports. “(My agent) was like no one’s going to offer you that part,” Pattinson says, breaking into a laugh. “I was like, thanks for the reassurance.” (source)

May 26th

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Un abrazo a todas las personas que tal vez no...

dontforgettobeawesomeyou:

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El momento en que tenes que estudiar y cualquier...

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May 23rd

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Tenes una suerte de tener una hija como yo y no...

donde-esta-mi-alfajor-oreo:

May 23rd

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Ciclo vital de toda unicornia

Nace, crece, derrocha swag, se reprpduce con su idolo y se hace inmortal (?

May 23rd

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Personas que consideras tus amigos pero en...

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Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say "here" when I call your name
Teacher: Albus
Albus: Here!
Teacher: Doctor
Doctor: Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something
Teacher: Uhm... okay? Hermione
Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all summer and-
Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose
Primrose: Here
Random girl in the back of the class: I VOLUNTEER!!
Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.
Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!
Brunette boy: Oh you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!
Teacher: Rory
Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
Teacher: ....oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!